Aunt Jemima Original Syrup:

The ingredient label as of April 6, 2012 reads:

“Corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, water, cellulose gum, caramel color, salt. sodium benzoate and sorbic acid (preservatives), artificial and natural flavors, sodium hexametaphosphate.”

Hmph.

I didn’t see any maple syrup in there anywhere.

Shit, I don’t the words “Maple Syrup” anywhere on the LABEL.

LOOKS a lot like maple syrup.

But it ain’t.

Not even a lousy 2% worth of the product is maple syrup, like they used to use.

It’s just “syrup.”

Kinda like “cough syrup.”

Except this stuff sounds more like it’ll make me cough AND gag.

I’ll pass this dutchie on the left-hand side.

Love, Happiness, Health and Peace………………..Tim