I am a FREAK.

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Hey there, it’s Tim/FacelessFatloss, a good Tuesday afternoon to you. 🙂
 
I am not using any prescription drugs.
 
I am not using any illegal drugs.
 
I don’t drink alcohol.
 
I don’t drink coffee.
 
I exercise regularly and eat clean foods 95% of the time.
 
I eat little gluten.
 
Organic fruits and vegetables are in my shopping cart.
 
I am always conscious of, and grateful to, the source of my meat and animal products.
 
I have electricity filters in my home.
 
I hate my cell phone, and place it feet away from me when in use.
 
I wear a frequency filter around my neck.
 
I pursue alternative thought…exploring, learning new things, different perspectives.
 
I don’t use over-the-counter medications, preferring my colloidal silver instead.
 
I use the sun and tanning booths to get my vitamin D.
 
I never drink tap water.
 
I don’t get the flu shot.
 
I meditate regularly and sometimes practice Qigong.
 
I rarely to never go to the dentist.
 
In short, I am a weirdo-freak according to society.
 
Are you?

Love, Happiness, Health and Peace…………….Tim  🙂

Grocery Store Freak…(Me).

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When I go through the check-out lines, I get a kick outta people in line in front of me looking at what is on the conveyor belt heading towards the cashier (when I do not use the self-check-out, which I prefer, but is not open during night hours when I’m often grocery shopping).

My basket of groceries is devoid of Oreos, the common crackers and chips, the familiar “chocolate frosted sugar bombs” cereals, and pasteurized milk and eggs.

My basket tonight had:

organic avocados

a commercial coconut milk

free-range organic jumbo eggs

a chick-pea-based chip-type snack

3 organic bananas

2 organic red delicious apples

a wild rice organic soup

and condoms.

The guy in front of me, from what I could see, was buying:

a twelve pack or so of beer

2 bags of potato chips

a couple blocks of cheese

a couple varieties of crackers

some toothpaste and mouthwash

toilet paper

and condoms.

?

I don’t know…

Which one of us do YOU think had more fun tonight?

(I’m afraid of what your answer might be).

Tim

😉

P.S. Neither one of us were buying condoms…I prefer aluminum foil anyway. ;p

(Sorry, I’m in a goofy mood tonight 😉  The rest of the story is true.)Â