When I go through the check-out lines, I get a kick outta people in line in front of me looking at what is on the conveyor belt heading towards the cashier (when I do not use the self-check-out, which I prefer, but is not open during night hours when I’m often grocery shopping).
My basket of groceries is devoid of Oreos, the common crackers and chips, the familiar “chocolate frosted sugar bombs” cereals, and pasteurized milk and eggs.
My basket tonight had:
organic avocados
a commercial coconut milk
free-range organic jumbo eggs
a chick-pea-based chip-type snack
3 organic bananas
2 organic red delicious apples
a wild rice organic soup
and condoms.
The guy in front of me, from what I could see, was buying:
a twelve pack or so of beer
2 bags of potato chips
a couple blocks of cheese
a couple varieties of crackers
some toothpaste and mouthwash
toilet paper
and condoms.
?
I don’t know…
Which one of us do YOU think had more fun tonight?
(I’m afraid of what your answer might be).
Tim
😉
P.S. Neither one of us were buying condoms…I prefer aluminum foil anyway. ;p
(Sorry, I’m in a goofy mood tonight 😉 The rest of the story is true.)Â